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1. We had to assemble a skeleton in science class today. I hid the arm bone

No one found that humerus

2. I think we should bring the penny back.

**It just makes cents** *I live in Canada*

3. What do you call it when a woman gets pregnant after a tubal ligation?

*loophole*

4. I used to be quite handy with a bike…

and then I realised the pedals are for your feet.

5. A dad and four of his asthmatic friends started a band?

They called themselves The Weezers

6. What happens if you fight a dinosaur?

You'd get Jurasskicked.

7. Rope

A Chinese peasant, some centuries ago, happened upon a man he knew who was wearing a *cangue* \-- a large wooden collar put on criminals which, among other things, meant they could not bring their hands to their faces and so were dependent on the mercy of strangers to allow them to eat and drink until their sentence was over. "Li!" he exclaimed. "Why have the judges put a *cangue* upon you?" "Oh," said Li, "because I picked up a piece of old rope in the street and walked off with it." "But surely they have not put you in the *cangue* simply for taking away an old piece of rope?" the peasant asked. "As to that," Li admitted, "it happened that there was an ox on the other end of the rope."

8. Did you hear that the company that manufactures all the yardsticks isn't going to make them any longer?

Nor should they, if they wish to remain accurate 😤

9. I recently came into possession of a Volkswagen prototype that’s made entirely of German bread.

I drive it like it’s stollen.

10. Two stock brokers were discussing the recent volatility in the stock market

The first broker said, “I’m doing so badly I should invest in my own failure.” The second broker said , “ Don’t do that, failure is not an option. “

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